The Republic of Euro Blombesenbergs is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.778 billion Euro Blombesenbergsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Euro Blombesenbergsian economy, worth 335 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,192 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euro Blombesenbergs's national animal is the squirrel.

Euro Blombesenbergs is ranked 89,825^th in the world and 4,036^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.